FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Microchip Implants Allow
Terrorists to Converse With Allah!
The implants are specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to converse With Allah!
The implants come in a variety of sizes as shown here.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a
well-trained and highly skilled technician,
who will also make the injection.
No anesthesia is required.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Common side effects, like headaches, nausea and cranial seepage have been
reported,but are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
In most cases, the terrorist won't even notice.
These devices are being considered for use along the southwest border.
Some fine tuning may be required to allow illegal immigrants to converse with
their ancestral spirits or Tezcatlipoca.
The CSA is a leading distributor of these implants,
and hopes to prove that this low cost program will have the desired effect of
keeping citizens safe and secure!
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