Play the Guitar? Quit Your Job!
Several Connecticut based bands have decided to take up House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on her offer, and have quit their jobs and and decided to focus on developing their talents.
The members of the punk White power band WBWS (White Boys With Shotguns),
have told us, "Hell, now we can be lazy porch monkeys too!"
(NOTE: For the extremely mentally challenged and federal employees,
the above comment are sarcastic satire.
Unfortunately, Nancy Pelosi's comments are REAL!)
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