Drinking with an Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes her Margarita, she throws her glass in the air,
pulls out her pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
She says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer
(because he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to use the same bottle twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice!'
God Bless Arizona!
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