The Pentagon announced TODAY the recall to duty of the 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday evening.
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