Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a
Redneck?

Here's a little test that will help you decide.

The answer to this question can be determined by posing the following scenario:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and your two small
children. Suddenly, an intolerant Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Allāhu Akbar",
raises the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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If you responded with one of these, You are a Democrat


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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If you responded this way, You are a Republican



BANG!

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If you responded this way, You are a Redneck

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(Sounds of reloading)

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Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talons?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist !"




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