IN CASE OF EMERGENCY "YELL OSAMA"
United States Deputy Chief of Mission in Islamabad Gerald Feierstein,
has been ordered to call upon the ghost of Osama bin Laden for the Obama administration.
If Osama bin Laden is operating in Pakistan,
he's doing it through a Ouija board or as it's known in the Islamic world,
a spirit board or talking board.
Whenever there is a need for more troops or money,
the ghost of Osama will be called upon by the Obama administration.
While Obama's poll numbers are at all time lows,
the ghost of Osama will be called upon.