We get e-mailed daily by what we can only term the opposition.
The most entertaining of these e-mails are from intolerant Islamic zealot,
professing to be "preaching the Qur’an".
For these misguided individuals,
let us get a few facts straight.
Before you send us a picture like this,
understand our position on the Meccachurian.
and until you wheel out the breathing carcass of your beloved leader,
and he holds up a "current" newspaper that's identifiable
and the voice pattern matches (not a body double).
YOUR BELOVED LEADER IS DEAD!
We don't want to hear your "friend of a friend" eyewitness reports!
Wishful thinking graphics, don't make it so!
All wannabe jihadist e-mails and death threats should be sent to:
A Nationwide Membership Based Organization