Stimulus Package Got You Down?
Try the new CSA Brand Stimulus Package Cure!
A 125 Grain cartridge of the finest pain reliever known to man.
When combined with our "Stimulus Package Cure Dispenser",
even the most apathetic of sheeple can properly self medicate.
We know what you're thinking,
why would a Survivalist Group champion apathetic sheeple's right to self medicate?
We truly don't like to see human suffering,
under the Meccachurian's stimulus package we can only foresee human suffering on a Biblical scale.
In one of our on-going humanitarian efforts, we decided to help those who "can't go on",
or be bothered fighting for their Unalienable Rights.