Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Latest Spew From #2

Ayman al-Zawahri al-Qaeda's supposed
second-in-command and most prolific spreader of oral diarrhea ,

warns the Pakistani people in a new audio message that the U.S.
interference in their country's affairs poses a grave danger to Pakistan's
future and very existence.

After analyzing the audio message against known good audio samples,
we can say with 95% certainty that this is a valid and authentic message.
Our technician confirmed this by falling asleep three times while listening to
the message.

If you suffer from insomnia, he highly recommends this audio message.

In the name of God the Merciful

As-Sahab Media Production


[My Muslim brothers and sisters in Pakistan]
Sheikh Mujahid / Ayman al-Zawahiri, may God protect him

A Nationwide Membership Based Organization

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