Monday, July 13, 2009

The Single Most Asinine Rumor That's Ever Landed Upon Our Desks

Probably the single most asinine rumor that's ever landed upon our desks,
was received today.

In a plot line that could have been an episode of "Tales From The Darkside",
the Connecticut Survivalist Alliance (CSA) has been told by one of our
informants inside law enforcement,
that ourselves and several other technically savvy organizations are under
investigation for where we obtain our financing.

Ok, you might say are they running a methamphetamine laboratory or other illicit drug operation?
Maybe they're converting semi-automatics into fully automatic machine guns.
Wait a minute, I know they're running a string of brothels across the country!

No, apparently we're obtaining our financing through Imagery Intelligence (IMINT).
Utilizing Google Earth our Intelligence Unit is reportedly locating marijuana
fields by day and our Tier 1 units are raiding them by night.

While this might make a good "grade B" action movie,
law enforcement is really stretching on this one.
If this is the best their brain trust can come up with,
"to serve and protect" is truly dead.

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